March 2012
so lazy
why cant jiffylube come to me
so lazy
my professor told my group to look up “black culture” and gave us a lecture about it in class because of a project we’re doing
we didn’t even mention black characters just drugs and grimy areas of the city because everyone in our group has had entanglements with drugs in some form or another and grew up in the city….
also there’s a black woman in our group how...
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reizomahboy:
blimpcat:
Am I the only one that saw tumut as an emote
like
t(umut)
… does that make sense..
no ones acting like it’s an emote so skdjfsdfsd
i did…
pretty damn sure it’s supposed to be an emote lol
shad is freaking the fuck out
wow my dog woke me up by peeing on me
looks like somebody’s sleeping in the kitchen
sometimes i like to brazenly exclaim to the heavens the embarrassing things i do in order to give the illusion that im not a shamefilled trashbag
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i havent watched a tgwtg review in like a year and a half but i cant stop reading tgwtg secrets explain that atheists
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shmegel:
this is what my sister does when she has the house to herself
she should at least know to delete afterwards ??
oh
mY
FUCKING
gOD
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part of me wants to make mac and cheese but
another part of me is like yo dog its 9:30 maybe you should chill
omg
my dad narrowly avoided colon cancer
wHEW…
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Welp here's that new follow-up oneshot I was... →
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February 2012
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pavaal replied to your post: i bought vegetables and fruits at the store …
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come to georgia and get some dawg
i bought vegetables and fruits at the store
feasts happily without feeling like im going to vomit afterward
ok scratch eridan for momocon
perhaps i’ll
reprise dad
Anonymous asked: How many dicks can fit in your butt?
forteh replied to your post: the dream obv means that you want someone to do you in your butt.
*die
you misspelled matchsticks
Anonymous asked: the dream obv means that you want someone to do you in your butt.
oh there’s email in my spam folder let me check it out
Hi Dear Happy New Day ? It’s pleases me to get in contact with you, i found yours very interesting and I am very happy to write this mail to you. It gives me great joy and happiness to say hi to you this day and i hope to tell you more about me and my family when next I write to you. My name is Angelique Andrew,single girl...
forteh asked: psychoanalyzing the dream: im p. positive the paper towel roll stood for the internal conflict of the fact you wish the environment was better protected, and so many trees are cut down for paper towels, and also the fact the woman was enjoying herself means that you probably wanted to be somewhere else, possibly boning die. also there was probably a cat in there watching but you forgot because if...
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tmi
i had a sex dream last night but it was really boring i mean i was going at it with this mystery woman and she looked like she was enjoying herself but it was like i was doing it with a paper towel roll or something because there was no internal reaction to stimuli if you understand my meaning
what does it mean
it probably means i have a boring sexual imagination
Anonymous asked: i was just at the detroit institute of art and 'orange, brown' was there and I sat in front of it for who knows how long
when i get home from class i’m going to make a big post of some of my visual inspirations or something because i’ve been wanting to do that for a while
Anonymous asked: oh my god rothko let me cry into your arms
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hm i don’t like it when people write off avant-garde/conceptual/pre-fab/new media art as a whole
bothered by the idea that art has to be defined by limited forms of presentation or showcase one’s craftmanship to be considered art???
idk idk
perhaps it’s the extreme nature of rejecting a concept wholesale like that that bothers me
nothing is so well defined that we can know...
lmao
i fell asleep on the couch and my arms fell asleep while i was taking a nap and when i awoke i couldn’t feel them and i thought they had been severed and i started shrieking
on that note goodnight tumblr
Anonymous asked: oh god you don't know me but if you finished that it's basically make me cry tears of joy
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headcanon boxcars and slick do the “fastball special” made famous by colossus and wolverine aka tossing him into battle from afar
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shad recced me as a feltblog i better start drawing more felt again i’m sorry i’ve been slacking lately
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matt stop
timorous catamite: i'm sorry i get excited about pickles
averydickprince: pickles and carapaces
timorous catamite: yes
timorous catamite: pickled carapaces
averydickprince: your dream come true???????/
timorous catamite: i wonder
timorous catamite: if felts
timorous catamite: are like cucumbers
timorous catamite: on the inside
timorous catamite: then it would be perfect
averydickprince: omg.....................
timorous catamite: that's why boxcars likes to eat them
averydickprince: o m g ....
planned momocon cosplays
warweary villein
eridan
bootyshorts jake
idk what days for which but
it’s gonna be start wearing purple con 2012
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wow people are getting upset about her hair
in the words of robert randolph
“tight fade or long braid: it don’t matter”
aka this is a really dumb thing to wank about
i mean i am sad they aren’t rat tails because lmao rat tails but it’s not really a big deal
scratchman:
softowl:
Pssssssst they’re braids not rat tails
Take note potential cosplayers
For the love of god take note
sad to be honest
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tricotee asked: I probably say this a lot or if I don't I sure think it loudly to myself a lot but I just need to say it again: I REALLY HONESTLY LOVE the way you draw hands.
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UPDATE
GIRL YOUR HAIR
WHAT IS YOUR HAIR
maplehoofhugs asked: ϟ?